Magritte (aka, "This is not a Beer)

I barter. I did this painting in exchange for hard cider that my friend brewed. Soooooo gooooood. The picture of beer as his head is in honor of the Belgian Surrealist, Magritte. You're familiar with his work, even if you don't recognize his name. I promise.

What delicacies do you possess that you would prefer to exchange for oh-so-classy paintings? Jackson Pollock used to buy groceries with his paintings.